Chris spent a few minutes longer than usual on his requisite black shirt-n-jeans outfit this morning because MTV is in town on a press junket for a forthcoming artist who's working with one of Shock City's artists. They're all meeting this afternoon. Chris got all girl and asked me which of his identical black vintage concert shirts he should wear. For a fleeting second, I felt as he probably does when I ask him to decide which heels I should wear: The beige or the taupe?
"Oh my gawd, THEY'RE BOTH BROWN."
"No, one is BEIGE and one is TAUPE. They're not entirely brown."
"You know that this whole renaming of the colors is a big fashion scheme in order to get women to buy the same stupid thing several times, right?"
"That's just blasphemous."
