Liam and other kids "played" with water guns at the big homeschool co-op luau. Make no mistake; these are not "squirt" guns. Kids nowadays laugh at the notion of a "squirt" gun.
Now they're called water guns or "water blasters." Do you know why?
Because one shot can douse my entire right pants' leg, deflect off of that and soak a five-year-old boy who tried, unsuccessfully, to use me as a shield.
One blast from Liam's gun can fully soak a boy up to eight years and a girl who was totally cool with getting blasted until her pigtails got wet then SCREAM.
They had no mercy.
