It's 9 a.m. and I'm sitting at the dining room table staring/drooling in front of a breakfast burrito while already up for five hours and going on four hours of sleep. It's storming outside and the house feels chilly.
You know what? Forget the Snuggies. It looks like a wizard's outfit. Like Mickey from "Fantasia." Right now I could totally go for a blanket burrito. Like a swaddle.
Chris demonstrates wrapping up in a blanket, swaddle-style.
Exactly. Sometimes a person, an adult person, just wants to be swaddled.
Yes, like a straight-jacket.