I also want to make a point about my kids; after one of my last columns, several people obviously unfamiliar with my kids and my
website wrote and stated that not only were my kids brats, but that my
family shouldn't be allowed within a ten mile radius of a commercial
entity. I know that these people don't have children, because people
with children usually exhibit better manners out of practice as little
eyes are always watching them; and because they missed the fact that
Liam had just received an allergy shot and we waited over an hour in a
cramped pediatric waiting room which would make anyone batcrap insane.
Next time I will bring them to YOUR HOUSE.
I love my boys and they're some of the best behaved and most compassionate children I've ever had the privilege of knowing. Thanks to everyone who wrote or commented to share their own grocery stories. A few of them made the egg fiasco seem EASY. You're totally welcome to borrow Liam's helmet.
Also! The yard! Mowed:
It's now thicker than the yards of our neighbors and Chris says this because he lets it grow to seed which I think is a crock of BS.
*EDITED to add: We did not pay a neighbor kid, much to Chris's chagrin. He actually went out into the yard by himself and mowed it. He also loudly protested the whole putting up the photos of the yard on the internet thing and offers his sincerest thanks to all of the men who wrote to back him up on the idea of paying a neighbor kid to do it from now on because that is "totally the way to go, Dana."